Well, if the past three years have proven nothing else, it's that I'm not a very good blogger. Therefore, I've decided to try my hand at being a better Tumblrer. The enterprise will likely fail, but I'll give it a shot . . . just a few short years after the rest of the Internet moved over there. If you're interested, look me up. I'll be right here. This esteemed blog's archives will conveniently remain right where you are at this very moment.